Thofe Pefky Coffee-Houfes

Coffee HoufesDefarts

 

The original Prohibitionists? In 1674, the Women’s Petition Against Coffee was published in London to protest the sale of this “Heathenish new LIQUOR” because of the effect it was having on their Hufbands. Take a look at their list of complaints.

Well said, ladies.

Because let’s face it. We could tolerate their Goffipping. We could put up with their Impotence, and maybe even endure the occasional Drying of Moifture. But we absolutely cannot, will not, abide thofe deadly Defarts. Now they’ve crossed the line.

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3 Comments

Filed under addiction, drug abuse, drug addiction, humor, Quick takes

3 responses to “Thofe Pefky Coffee-Houfes

  1. Great comedy. Smirking.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. James the Naughty

    I nurse most lustily at the breast of Heathen Liquor! Take that you prigs!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Judy

    Methinks: post this at Starbucks!

    Like

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